100 Things Rachel Z. Hates

From Rachel

1.    “Global warming”
2.    3 A’s – Abuse, Addiction, and Adultery
3.    Airplane low and wide cups with huge ice cubes
4.    Ankle strap shoes
5.    Answering “no that’s not possible” when it really is
6.    Arriving at your destination realizing you forgot something
7.    Automatic flushing toilets
8.    Basketball
9.    Being early to the airport
10.    Being hit on in foreign countries
11.    Being told “shh calm down”
12.    Berries, any and all
13.    Blisters the develop from a cute new pair of shoes
14.    Burnt popcorn
15.    Buying batteries
16.    Buying gas
17.    Car maintenance
18.    Case-based classes
19.    Catholic incense
20.    Cheap and/or ill-fitting clothes
21.    Coconuts and coconut scented lotion used by people next to me at church
22.    Crest with scope
23.    Dasani water
24.    Day care
25.    Deciding what’s for dinner
26.    Devotional campus shut down
27.    Dirty kitchen floors
28.    Disorganization and clutter
29.    Divorce, and its impact on children and extended families
30.    Dramatic/overly emotional girls
31.    Driving my car before the heater turns on
32.    Everything/everyone “going green” as though they really care
33.    Facebook pokes
34.    Falling short of expectations
35.    Feeling like I haven’t magnified my calling enough
36.    Feminists
37.    Forgetting to scan my coupons at the checkout counter
38.    Getting lost
39.    Girls with tank tops/tube tops/exposed shoulders – I promise it doesn’t look hot
40.    Girls with underwear lines
41.    Girls without real majors
42.    Guilt from skipping the gym for one day
43.    Guys with white sunglasses
44.    Handling raw chicken
45.    Hang nails and paper cuts
46.    Heartache
47.    Job interviews
48.    Keys-still-in-the-ignition warning bell
49.    Leaving Costco without a churro
50.    Lifted trucks
51.    Loneliness
52.    Losing jewelry
53.    Making big life decisions alone
54.    Making lists of things I hate
55.    Manicures
56.    Mexico
57.    Middle back seat of small cars
58.    Mile 19 of every marathon I’ve run
59.    Milk
60.    Missing flights
61.    Missing movie previews
62.    Morning breath
63.    My mysterious and recurring stomach pain
64.    Non-crispy bacon
65.    Not being able to find a parking spot at school or church
66.    Over ripe bananas
67.    Paying for haircuts you end up hating
68.    People always asking “why are you dressed up today?”
69.    People touching my face
70.    People who don’t watch TV and want you to know
71.    People who never give others the benefit of the doubt
72.    Polygamy in the eternities
73.    Pretending it’s normal and ok for politicians to cheat on their wives
74.    Pushy Victoria’s Secret salesladies
75.    Raiders fans
76.    Red lights in the middle of the night
77.    Red roses
78.    Ritalin for small boys
79.    Roommates who only buy cheap paper towels and toilet paper
80.    Rosie O’Donnell & Whoopi Goldberg
81.    Running out of lotion
82.    Silverware loaded tip-down in the dishwasher
83.    Slutty girls
84.    Soda (any and all)
85.    Speed bumps
86.    Squishy grapes
87.    Stiff necks
88.    Summer sales guys
89.    Sweating
90.    The left leaning bias of the media
91.    The word “panties”
92.    Ticking clocks when I’m trying to sleep
93.    Touching rails and poles in subways/metros
94.    Unabashed moochers
95.    Unloading the dishwasher
96.    Unrequited love
97.    Waiters who say “wow you guys ate fast”
98.    Waking up and finding my blankets on the floor
99.    Waking up before 7 am
100.    Washing dry clean only items, accidentally

(Things I Hate BONUS!)

101.    Watching kids jump on trampolines
102.    Watching TV with commercials
103.    Wives who withhold sex to gain power

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54 Comments

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54 responses to “100 Things Rachel Z. Hates

  1. Anonymous

    Mexico is great !!!!!! Probably you are just a stupid gringa

  2. Beaner :)

    mexicoooo is the shittt. yooooo! a la vagerrrra pinchie gringaaaaaaaa

  3. unknown

    u rasist bitch!!!!!!!!!

  4. Alexis

    i have never been to mexico but i bet it sucks

  5. Anonymous

    feminists, really? did you know that feminists have made birth control, the right for women to vote, and equal pay for women possible? go read a fucking book, moron.

  6. Anonymous

    Rascist mother fucker. its way better than this shitty old country you call “free”

  7. I love the haters on this blog! haters make the world go round, keep up the good work haters! I hate you all! 😉

  8. Anonymous

    Wat Mexico ain’t no boring u make it boring

  9. Anonymous

    What a bunch of up your own arsehole fuckwits! Not just you Rachel, but all you wankers that “hate” so much.

  10. Unknown

    Bitch please you hate Mexico BITCH I hate your ugly ass whiteness bitch fuck you bitch I hope you live on a fucking ugly life bitch get a life

  11. Anonymous

    Words cannot express how sad it is that the internet is used as a forum for mindless insults.

  12. Melissa Hardy

    You are a hypocrite. You hate feminists but it’s feminists that caused feminism that gives you a voice to say what you feel. If what you hate are the extreme feminists that hate men then I’m with you there but feminists are people (men and women) who wnat equal rights for all genders

  13. Anon

    What do you mean “Girls without real majors”, do you mean degrees/qualifiactions. If so what gives you the right to judge what is real, why do they have them then. If you’re going to list things at least give an explanation and TRY to justify yourself

  14. HEY PEOPLE YOU NEED TO HAVE RESPECT FOR WHAT THIS WOMAN HAS TO SAY. JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT LIKE WHAT SHE SAYS THEN KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF BECAUSE EVERYBODY HAS DIFFERENT OPINIONS.NOT JUST YOU STUPID PEOPLE. BACK OFF ALL I READ IS MEAN AND RUDE STUFF THAT IS NOT OK AND YOU ARE ALL GIRLS AND YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO ACT AND IM SORRY THAT MOST OF YOU DONT. JUST WRITE STUFF THAT YOU DONT LIKE AND EVERYBODY WILL JUST PUT MEAN AND RUDE SO JUST STOP. HAVE EVERYBODY MAKE THERE ONE OPINIONS.

  15. AND JUST SAYING IM ONLY 11 AND KNOW HOW TO ACT

  16. Anonymous

    Girls be like “feminism rocks!”

  17. Anonymous

    your a bitch
    rachel caloia

  18. Anonymous

    LOL @ white people (from the perspective of another Caucasian).

  19. Anonymous

    Hmm…How about I fucking despise you because of your ignorant beliefs

  20. Jessica

    You put global warning in parenthesis a if you believe it is false for your #1. Might wanna rethink that one Rach.

  21. Anonymous

    Lol well maybe if you showed up early to the airport, you wouldn’t miss your flight! Sounds like you hate living life and all the wonderful things it has to offer.

  22. Anonymous

    HOW CAN YOU HATE MEXICO OK YOU RACIST ASS BITCH OK THATS JUST WRONG I HOPE YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU!!!!!!

  23. Victor

    Rachel will you be my girlfriend?

  24. omg!!!!!!! drama thease days aha 😉

  25. Anonymous

    Maybe she hates Mexico because of the childish fuckers who take it personally and rage in all caps. I’m half mexican but people like you set a bad enough example to make me want to side with a racist.

    People say stuff. Let it go rather than making yourself look like a fool.

  26. Anonymous

    this person obviously has a lot of self hatred

  27. Catriona

    Girls with exposed shoulders\Girls wearing tank tops\tube tops? “I promise it doesn’t look hot” Does it really have to be a girls aim to look hot? Oh I’m ever so sorry for exposing flesh how unnatural of me to have shoulders, I must constantly hide them. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  28. jon

    Obviously, a fat, ignorant, well-off, white-lady wrote this one. I hate fat white-women that are so self-important that they think anyone else cares about their opinions. I hate racism, cancer, war, religious intolerance, hunger, and the abuse of our planet and all its occupants. But i guess “guys with white sun-glasses” is more heinous….

  29. Johann Zufälliger

    “Being hit on in foreign countries”

    “Feminism”

    You do realise that being hit on is one of the things that feminism works to fight against, right?

  30. meg

    tf did mexico do to u

  31. Horace Elliot

    “Milk”

    Right in the Childhood.

    Thanks Rachel.

  32. Unknown

    This a waste… I really cant believe you sat there coming or making up stuff to hate about…O*O..(someone needs a life).. but o’ well I didnt finish reading the list..It started to bored me and plus you contradicted yourself with your dislikes
    Work on this list: 100 Things I need to work on
    Hope it really helps!

  33. Anonymous

    …. Really? You all freaked out? Did she say “I hate Mexicans”? No! She said she didn’t like the country. Maybe she went there and had a really shitty experience. She doesn’t have to like every country in the world. Am I a racist because I don’t like Russia or North Korea? No!

    And the thing about feminists, she did not say “I hate the fact that women have rights.” She said she hates feminists. I have not met one feminist in this day and age that doesn’t believe that women are better than men. The feminism she’s referring to is very different than the feminism that gave you rights!

  34. Anonymous

    What ever the reason may be, there is absolutely no justification to hate a whole country. How rude, first of all. Even if she’s had a bad experience in Mexico, there is no way unless she’s traveled all of Mexico and still doesn’t like it, that she can say she hates Mexico. Mexico has a lot to offer and the culture, land and people are unlike any other. Everything is based on opinions but there is no right to hate something with out reason. (Also, since she gave her shit opinion, mine is eres una pendeja estúpida and I hope you’re the only person like this on earth.

  35. Anonymous

    Don’t you hate being fat?

  36. Anonymous

    Hey, can I just say, that a feminist is a person who thinks women are equal to men and should have the same rights as men. Nothing less, nothing more. Those extreme women who say “I hate all men” or “women are better than men” are not feminists. Guys and girls who believe in equality are feminists. If you don’t believe in women being equal to men, you are not a feminist.

  37. Anonymous

    Slutty girls. Really? Do you mean a woman who has a lot of sex? How does that affect you? How can you hate her for being happy?
    Or do you mean girls who wear more exposing clothes? Once again, that does not affect you whatsoever. If they are comfortable, it’s none of your business what they wear.
    Putting girls down for wearing singlets or shorts is shaming them for their bodies. That makes you someone who believe girls should be covered up. That not wearing clothes that cover them completely is something horrific.
    And that makes you sexist.
    It oppresses all women, including yourself.
    Welcome to 2015. Open your mind to the real world.

  38. anonymous

    I think there’s a reason that you are so familiar with hating loneliness, try ditching the racism and the sexism

  39. Kylah

    hahaha lol welcome to 2016 bitch, slutty girls, theyre everywhere. And even if they are ‘sluts’ how does that affect your life you fucking idiot? Also shaming girls with exposed shoulders? Now your sounding like a school dress code. By teaching girls to be afraid of men, and wear over covering things because ‘boys will be boys’ you’re perpetuating rape culture. Instead you should be teaching girls to empower themselves by wearing whatever that fuck they want.

  40. Sarah

    Did nobody read #103 or #58, seriously!
    Rachel, I think you would hate me and all my friends. To everyone else, this list is extremely biased because it only says the things she hates. I don’t agree with everything she says either, but it is her opinion.

  41. Anonymous

    what do you mean by you hate feminists?

  42. Anonymous

    You’re a piece of shit.

  43. Lucy

    you are so fucking dumb also all of these things hate you back and I hate you

  44. Whoa.

    U seem like an angry person lol… Lyfe

  45. Boss 😎

    You are so fucked 😂

  46. The Wild Man

    What about slow internet?

  47. Anonymous

    Shh, calm down

  48. Anonymous

    Most of these things are things that everybody hates, the others are things that pretty much nobody hates, and btw Feminists should be called Equalists. I was reading it so happily until I came to that. UGH. It’s not like they are fighting to make sure that females are in control of men.
    And how can you hate Basketball? I love it!

  49. The Ugly Truth

    Okay, some of these things I can understand, but feminists?? Mexico?? Slutty girls??? Thats kind of racist and sexist and you can have your opinion on things but don’t insult other humans. Misandrism is probably what really annoys you about feminism, but that’s not even feminism. Hating mexico is kind of racist, and what have slutty girls ever done to you? Ugh 🙈 educate urself before u start hating on others seriously

  50. Anonymous

    Bye heffa

  51. Anonymous

    If you hate basketball we would never be able to be friends.

  52. October Blackblood

    Ok I wear tank tops, but I don’t wear them because I think I look hot. I wear them because I like wearing them. I feel comfortable in wearing them. I do not wear tank tops to make myself feel hot. I do not care what people think of me. What other people think of me does not matter in this world. I mean it’s as the old saying goes… “Sticks and stones may break my brones, but words may never hurt me.”

  53. Anonymous

    LMAOOOOOOO u hate feminists? lol 2017 wake up ;))

  54. Matt Park

    Um…Girls with tank tops/tube tops/exposed shoulders IS HOT AS HELL! Always has. Always will.

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