100 Things Scott Hates

From Scott

1.    24 (the T.V. show)
2.    24-hour news/T.V. News
3.    Animals – specifically cats, dogs and horses
4.    Apartment managers – especially in BYU housing
5.    April Fool’s Day
6.    Asking for a favor
7.    Being censored on what I can joke about
8.    Being the bearer of bad news
9.    Bibliographies/sources for writing papers
10.    Bursting bubbles
11.    Buying cake for no reason
12.    BYU
13.    BYUSA
14.    Cars
15.    Celebrity “news”
16.    Cell Phones
17.    Children
18.    Class
19.    CNN
20.    Cold
21.    College/school/formal education
22.    Connie Cluff
23.    Democrats
24.    Dick Cheney
25.    Disney
26.    Douchebags
27.    Dr. Phil
28.    Drama (as in drama queens)
29.    Ear Plugs
30.    Edited movies (on T.V. or otherwise)
31.    Exercising
32.    Existentialism
33.    Fad diets
34.    Feeling obligated to meet new people
35.    Females
36.    Feminism
37.    Food
38.    Forgetting what you were going to say
39.    Getting an anonymous text message from someone who wants to play the “guess who this is” game.
40.    Gift Baskets
41.    Group papers/projects
42.    Guys who wear girl’s pants
43.    Harold B. Lee Library
44.    Harry Potter
45.    Having “all of the above” as an option on multiple-choice tests
46.    Horseback riding
47.    Insurance Companies
48.    Las Vegas
49.    Late fees
50.    Lolcats (icanhascheezburger.com)
51.    Looking for things
52.    Macs
53.    Making decisions
54.    Michael Jackson
55.    Money
56.    MStar
57.    My computer at work
58.    My LDS Mission in California
59.    Nebraska
60.    New Year’s Resolutions
61.    Old People
62.    Overachievers
63.    People who can’t stop talking
64.    People who don’t keep right except to pass while driving
65.    People who say “Could care less” or “Take for granite”
66.    People who think they’re awesome just because their parents are awesome/rich/successful
67.    Political Correctness
68.    Polls – you know, like surveys
69.    Provo, Utah
70.    Reader’s Forum on the Daily Universe
71.    Referring to BYU as “The Lord’s University”
72.    Republicans
73.    Rosie O’Donnell
74.    School getting the way of a career
75.    Scout Camp/Scouting/BSA
76.    Snow
77.    Speculators – those who are trying to predict the future
78.    Stupid People
79.    Sweetbros
80.    Temperamental Internet connections
81.    Text-message/Internet abbreviations
82.    The current comeback of the 80s
83.    The Daily Universe
84.    The English Language
85.    The Golden Rule
86.    The media
87.    The phrase “A picture is worth 1,000 words”
88.    The phrase and act of “Define The Relationship”
89.    Time-hording midgets
90.    Traveling
91.    Tuesday Devotionals
92.    Waiting in lines
93.    Wal-Mart
94.    Wasatch (the place and the word)
95.    Wedding announcement inserts that say “We are registered at:”
96.    Weddings
97.    Winter
98.    Work
99.    Writing Papers
100.    Zealous Christians

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10 responses to “100 Things Scott Hates

  1. Anonymous

    200 Things I Hate by Sydney Stewart

    1. Atheists
    2. Cancer
    3. Obama
    4. Immodest clothes
    5. Democrats
    6. Avenue City School
    7. Peas
    8. Cheddar cheese
    9. Crop tops
    10. Basketball
    11. Misspelled words
    12. Adding time to races
    13. Math
    14. Teachers
    15. Snakes
    16. People who aren’t Christian
    17. Bikinis
    18. Plain tomatoes
    19. Throwing up
    20. Satan
    21. Loosing
    22. Being irresponsible
    23. Backless dresses
    24. Hangnails
    25. Stuck-up snobs
    26. School
    27. Horace Mann
    28. Cheesy movies
    29. Tank tops, tube tops, string tops, halter tops, etc.
    30. Winter
    31. Romance
    32. Smoking
    33. The month of January
    34. Miley Cyrus
    35. Fart smell
    36. Injuries
    37. Sex
    38. Cold weather
    39. Ronnie Burr
    40. Washing dishes
    41. Tasteless food
    42. Zits
    43. The color brown
    44. Diarrhea
    45. Erasers that don’t work and leave ghost lines
    46. Tattoos
    47. Football
    48. Amine
    49. Michael Jackson
    50. Crowds
    51. Belly buttons
    52. Sail by Awolnation
    53. Butterscotch
    54. Science
    55. Warts
    56. Bare legs
    57. Heavy backpacks
    58. Menstruation
    59. Putting things in alphabetical order
    60. Texting
    61. Germs
    62. Social networking sites
    63. Strapless dresses
    64. Raw meat
    65. Ghetto boys who like you and you hate romance
    66. Food poisoning
    67. Stinky feet
    68. Mrs. Schmutzler
    69. Forgetting what you are going to say
    70. Boring stuff
    71. Homework
    72. Younger people teaching you how to do something you should already know how to do
    73. Piercings
    74. Dyed hair
    75. Ugly dogs
    76. Pregnant women in bikinis
    77. Getting out of shape
    78. White crayons
    79. The number 9
    80. Shorts
    81. Algebra
    82. Summer clothes
    83. Bare skin
    84. NASCAR
    85. Torky technology stuff
    86. Sinus infections
    87. Breasts and bras
    88. Homosexuality
    89. Drugs and alcohol
    90. People who take too long to poop
    91. Valentine’s Day
    92. Teenagers
    93. Beets (NOT the headphones!)
    94. People who believe in evolution and stuff like that
    95. Open back swimsuits we HAVE to wear for swim team
    96. Raisins
    97. Dumb little kid cartoons
    98. Poems that don’t rhyme
    99. Going to bed early
    100. Rats
    101. When my dad is crabby
    102. Cuss words
    103. Snow
    104. Asparagus
    105. People reading my diary
    106. Asymmetrical things
    107. Donating
    108. Cleaning out the litter box
    109. Concussions
    110. Low pitched singing voices
    111. Tubas and baritones because they sound farty and not pretty
    112. Mrs. Pargas
    113. Watching golf on T.V.
    114. Cow poop
    115. Getting something stuck in my throat
    116. Missouri Western State University
    117. White gravy
    118. Heavy metal that’s not Evanescence
    119. Stomachaches
    120. Tennis
    121. Beans
    122. Getting a shot
    123. Falling out of my chair in science class
    124. The St. Joseph, Mo YMCA Barracudas Swim Team
    125. Animal cruelty
    126. Drunk driving
    127. Girls with short hair and guys with long hair
    128. Cargo pants
    129. Funerals
    130. Talking on the phone
    131. Mean people
    132. Eighth grade
    133. Sleepless nights
    134. Bee stings
    135. Going to the doctor
    136. Vegetables without salt
    137. Baseball games
    138. The taste of Tamiflu
    139. MU Tigers
    140. Thong underwear
    141. Forgetting to do my chores
    142. People who hate gymnastics
    143. Feeling lightheaded
    144. Weighing myself
    145. Bare trees without leaves
    146. Nonfiction
    147. Barren deserts with no water
    148. Sprained ankles
    149. When my flute squeaks
    150. Working with other people
    151. Not being creative
    152. Port-a-Potties
    153. Justin Bieber
    154. Getting grounded
    155. Challenging hip hop dance
    156. Studying
    157. Salted caramel
    158. Too much chlorine in the pool
    159. Bike crashes
    160. New Hampshire
    161. Uncooked eggs
    162. Reed Powell
    163. Mrs. Polsky
    164. Weakness
    165. Dead birds
    166. Getting a cold
    167. Annoying voices
    168. Being claustrophobic
    169. February
    170. When people stick their already been chewed gum on stuff
    171. White milk
    172. Nerdy showoffs
    173. Drinking or eating after other people
    174. Changing clothes in the car
    175. Books about romance and love
    176. Ghetto people
    177. Swine flu
    178. Dating
    179. Murderers
    180. Sour cream
    181. Taking volleyball seriously
    182. Immoral people
    183. The tooth scraper at the dentist
    184. Singing alto
    185. Drinking water when I’m not thirsty
    186. Socializing
    187. Orange juice after I brush my teeth
    188. Famous people
    189. Cheesy Neil Diamond music
    190. Slenderman
    191. Diapers
    192. Sick green color
    193. Prom
    194. Centipedes
    195. Taking tests
    196. Emotional people
    197. Dyed hair
    198. Waiting for March to come in February
    199. Truman Middle School
    200. Hiccaburps
    201. Alaska
    202. People who aren’t in my family
    203. District 9
    204. The #Selfie Song
    205. Running in circles
    206. Sexy stuff
    207. Central High School
    208. Happy by Pharrell Williams
    209. Brain tumors
    210. Snirt
    211. Tampons
    212. The year 2014
    213. Headaches
    214. District 12
    215. Jeans that are too big
    216. Breaking my glasses
    217. Twerking
    218. Nudity
    219. Waiting in lines
    220. Fake religions
    221. Writer’s block
    222. Mullets

  2. adn

    the first 100 hundred things i hate has mexico under it. it’s not like mexico is coming to get you. what do you have against mexico? mexico is just as good as the u.s. it not perfect but there isn’t a single country in the world that is perfect.

  3. So sad and pathetic. Reminds me of when I was 5 yrs old not knowing better. Now I am an adult with less pettiness in my life because of my lack of “hate” on things that really do not matter.

  4. Anonymous

    dumbass list

  5. Anonymous

    I love most of this stuff, nudity, sexy stuff, snow, twerking, atheism, shorts, ghetto people. And what do you have against teenagers?

  6. Anonymous

    Are you a nun?

  7. Anonymous

    Scott’s list is awesome, but the second one’s bullshit.

  8. Anonymous

    you seem like a really boring person. and painfully religious

  9. asg

    Hates animals? Seems a lot of these list hate animals…..hates horses and hates riding them…..probably because he can’t

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